- Mama, I mean Teacher!
- Ms. Simmons ("you both have glasses, I can't tell you apart!" Ms. Simmons is black. I am white.)
- the name of every white teacher in the school because "it's like you's twins"
- Auntie Bertha
- Uncle Larry
One year ago: Starfish
Three years ago: The University Perspective on NCLB
Four year ago: Back to School Night