Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Or: How to Make a Teenage Boy Like Chemistry

Me: OK, so you nee to draw CH4.

Him: I hate this. This is boring. Why do I have to do this?

Me: Well, you know what CH4 is, right?

Him: No. Why would I know?

Me: Well, it's in something you think is funny.

Him: [puzzled look]

Me: Farts.

Him: Farts? [laughs] Farts.

Repeat last line for the next 20 minutes.

Five years ago: Subject/Verb Agreement
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