- "My birthday is May 35th." (5-year old)
- "I would like to build a house out of poison crayons. The crayons would have spikes and when they embedded in your skin, your flesh would turn black and you'd die." (10-year old)
- "I know we're talking about the solar system, but do you think that a man sitting in his prison cell who had taken someone else's life could still go to heaven if he died there in his cell?" (15-year old)
- "I'm not joking. The answer to number three really is "There are rings around Uranus."
Five years ago: Frustrations