Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Today My Students Said...

  • "My birthday is May 35th." (5-year old)
  • "I would like to build a house out of poison crayons.   The crayons would have spikes and when they embedded in your skin, your flesh would turn black and you'd die." (10-year old)
  • "I know we're talking about the solar system, but do you think that a man sitting in his prison cell who had taken someone else's life could still go to heaven if he died there in his cell?" (15-year old)
and, my favorite line of the day, which I actually had to say:

  • "I'm not joking.  The answer to number three really is "There are rings around Uranus."
Wow.  Wow.

Five years ago: Frustrations

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